So it started last night. It was brutal. I wish the doctor wanted Vivian and me to sleep train again. I am pretty trained. Anyway, she finally went back to sleep about an hour later after waking. I didn't.
So I decided to compile a list of the 5 ways you can tell if you are sleep deprived.
1. If you feel tired.
This pretty much tells me that I feel tired.
2. If you yawn excessively.
People say yawning just means your brain needs oxygen. No it means I am tired.
3. If you have big bags under your eyes.
I have more bags than JFK's luggage hub. This must mean I am tired.
4. If you are irritable.
It's hard to F**^%6* show how F**^%6* irritable I am in a blog but you will have to take my F**^%6* word for it. This means I am F**^%6* tired.
5. If you fall asleep during work.
I find that every time I fall asleep during work that mean...