Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world? It has four rabbits' feet.
Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken!
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? He cracked up.
How do eggs stay healthy? They "Egg-cercise".
What kind of plants do eggs keep? Eggplants!
What do you call an egg from outer space? An "Egg-stra terrestial".
What did the eggs do when the light turned green? They egg-cellerated.
Why did the egg go to school? To get "Egg-ucated".
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? Join the Hare Force.
What search engine do eggs use on the Internet? Egg-site!
What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? One with a hoppy ending.
How did the eggs leave the highway?They went through the "Eggs-it".
What part did the egg play in the movies? He was an "Egg-stra"
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the grey hares.
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
What do you call ten rabbits marching backwards? A receding hareline.
What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zosted!
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
Why did the egg cross the road? Because he wasn't a chicken yet!