| TIme Lapse - On The Toilet is the name my wife gave the cruel video she secretly taped and uploaded of me on the toilet. You see, my wife and I have been having a battle of the bathroom for years now. She would ask, "WTF are you doing?" I would tell her that I was priming my metrosexual self for Corporate America. She never believed me and suspected my fiber only diet kept me on the toilet for a really long time which always made her late to the office. Let me explain. | |
My wife and I live in an apartment in New York City where there is only one bathroom. Mornings are extremely tough with 2 kids and 2 parents trying to make it to daycare and work in the morning. For the last 2 years my wife has heatedly complained that I always find a way to lock myself in the bathroom for a really long time and can't believe that I am just metrosexualizing myself.
So, recently my wife took it upon herself to find a way to see WTF I was really doing in the bathroom. Here is what she did. She secretly had someone come to our apartment, drill a small hole in the bathroom, install a hidden camera and film me.
Then she hired an editor to remove all of the sound and added a stupid voice over to mock what I was doing. Finally the 40 minute video that she secretly taped was cut into a 40 second Benny Hill style time lapse - on the toilet video.
Did my wife really do this cruel act to me? Would my wife really secretly film and edit a video of me in the bathroom for the world to see?
You decide.
So, recently my wife took it upon herself to find a way to see WTF I was really doing in the bathroom. Here is what she did. She secretly had someone come to our apartment, drill a small hole in the bathroom, install a hidden camera and film me.
Then she hired an editor to remove all of the sound and added a stupid voice over to mock what I was doing. Finally the 40 minute video that she secretly taped was cut into a 40 second Benny Hill style time lapse - on the toilet video.
Did my wife really do this cruel act to me? Would my wife really secretly film and edit a video of me in the bathroom for the world to see?
You decide.
Until Tomorrow,
Jai
Jai
